It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(via travelingtea)

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i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via peelopenyourmind)

1 week ago 191,217 notes


I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth


(via i-hate-the-beach)

1 week ago 77,464 notes


has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

(via blokh)

1 week ago 230,873 notes


Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(via i-hate-the-beach)

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(via this--too--shall--pass)

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M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.

O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?

M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.

(via brokengears)

1 week ago 9,172 notes


You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

(via i-hate-the-beach)

1 week ago 144,368 notes


Scotland voted no..
…first country ever to reject independence..

(via fuckitandmovetobritain)

1 week ago 307 notes




"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

fuckin stoners

(via this--too--shall--pass)

1 week ago 131,550 notes


The year is 2115. A referendum is called. England wants to become independent. There is no UK now, only the United States of Scotland. Highland cattle and haggis roam the land. Chaos rules.

(via fuckitandmovetobritain)

1 week ago 310 notes


adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via i-hate-the-beach)

1 week ago 105,392 notes


adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via i-hate-the-beach)

1 week ago 105,392 notes


I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

(via stonerstruggles)

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